I thought I could take one less poop
and more people were there to see me.
I thought I could make them poop
instead of just laughing.
I thought I could make them poop.
I thought I could make them poop,
but all they did was the pooping-spit.
I thought I would be stoned.
Oh! I just wanted one less poop,
but they weren’t going for it.
I thought I could make them poop,
but I did not have it in me.
How do you
avoid a another poop?
How do you
make someone else poop?
I thought I could do it.
I am not sure why.
I thought I could do it.
I had to at least try.
And I thought my head
would hurt for days
a severe migraine
is all that I got.
I wanted one less poop.
That surely did not happen!
I pooped twelve times that day,
and everyone else was constipated.