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How many songs have been lost?

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Title

How many songs have been lost?

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

04:08

Album

Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella

Album Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date

2018

Lyrics

How many songs have been lost
because when they came,
they were not recorded?

How many songs have come to people
while they were sleeping
only to be lost as they woke up.

How many songs? I expect it's lots.
This is not one.

How many songs have been lost
because when they arrived
the person getting the great idea
was pooping on the pot!

How many songs have been lost this way?
This song, it is not one!

How many songs have been lost
because they came
while someone was driving?
Hands on the wheel,
peddle to the gas,
and the song just flew right by.

This song is definitely not one of those.
It has been recorded, you see.
This song, definitely, is not one of those.
I caught it right here, don't you see?

How many songs have been lost
because as it arrived,
the person, they died!
Arriving when the person leaves.
Leaves their last and can't record it.
Leaves their last and can not sing it.
No breath left to sing.

This song, no it's not one of those.
I clearly still can sing.
This song, no, is not one of those.
I don't think I'm on my death bed.

But you don't see me there,
where ever you are hearing this song.
No, you don't see me there.
So I could be most any, anywhere.
I could be most anywhere.

Where might I be while I'm singing this song?
Maybe it's already been mentioned?
Where might I be while I'm singing this song?
I don't think I will mention.

Did you know that some animals
can not hold their pee.
They run around the ground so small,
spreading lines of their pee.

But I'm not one of those!
I think I would use a
catheter if that was me!
No, I'm not one of those,
I pee, yes, in the potty.

I hope you enjoyed this song that I sang.
I hope it brings a smile or a tear.
I hope you enjoyed this song that I sang.
I hope it does, maybe, bring you a beer,
but only if you drink beer.

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Lo-Fi Folk Acapella

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