I think I might be in the wrong lane! 
I think I might be in the wrong, wrong lane! 
I was where I normally go. 
But today, I'm in the wrong lane! 

If you're in the wrong lane, 
you've got to correct your approach. 
If you're in the wrong lane, 
be kind to your fellow drivers! 

Wrong lanes can make disasters. 
And cause horrible accidents. 
Wrong lanes don't get you there faster. 
You should slow down and focus! 

Some people don't think you should 
sing while you're driving wood. 
Hauling wood it takes its toll, 
not as heavy as carrying! 

I am not hauling wood. 
Or carrying it on my back. 
I'm just driving this, my car, 
and I am not a duck, so I don't quack. 

I am driving my car. 
And I hope to get there some day. 
I am just driving my car. 
And this is what I will say. 

I will say, slow down and focus here. 
Slow down, and stop drinking beer! 
I will say slow down and focus here. 
You can sing while you drive, but don't drink that beer. 

Please don't drink beer 
while you drive, not ever! 
Please don't drink that beer! 
Never while you drive! 

I have heard that some people think 
that I shouldn't sing while I drink. 
But you know, it's a safe thing to do, 
because I'm going to blow through 
that stop light, right over there, 
because then I'm not in the driver's seat. 
The stop light right over there, 
if I'm sitting and drinking, then it's alright! 

I think you might enjoy something 
that some people call very strange. 
I think you might enjoy something 
that's quite like dancing on strings! 

Have you thought of dancing on strings? 
Lovely strings way up off the ground. 
Have you thought 
of dancing while singing out loud. 

I think I might do something. 
Something that is really awesome. 
I think I might do something, 
and stop singing this song! 

Right, right now! 
This is the end of this song 
I am stopping here.