I am the Songwriter by S.W. Black Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black. Some Rights Reserved. Creative Commons Attribution License.
I am the songwriter, the songwriter that likes to eat many things green and sometimes shiny.
I am the songwriter singing songs of pickles though I've never been to a pickle festival.
I have heard those pickle festivals can bring lots of pickles from the countryside dripping from your fangs.
I have heard those pickle festivals can bring lots of yummy food for your tummy to see.
Do you like your pickles boiled in vinegar? Do you prefer the kind refrigerated? I like my pickles somewhere in my mouth.
I do not exactly care how they are prepared. Because I like lots and lots of pickles. Small and green and round and oval and sometimes coined.
I like lots of pickles as long as they go down, down through my throat to my stomach somewhere down there, I think.
Do you like to eat your pickles? And sing more songs that you love to the pickles that you love? Do you like pickles? Singing songs as well? Because I am exactly the songwriter for you.
I'm the songwriter that sings to his pickles. And sometimes I sing to other people's pickles. Because, you know, I really quite like pickles. Sometimes cucumbers and sometimes peppers, too.
I know some people eat the pickled cabbage. But, I avoid it. I have my theories! I don't eat that pickled cabbage, no. No sauerkraut for me, as far as I can see.
I like pickles! Yummy, yummy pickles. Lots of pickles for my gullet, you see. I like my pickles, lots and lots of pickles. And now I think I'll go and pour some on me.