I've gone over the edge today.
All the way over it.
I don't know where it began or ended anymore.
I've gone over the edge today.
All the way over.
Come join me on the other side,
you might like it, I suppose.

I dropped something on my neighbor's side.
My neighbor's side of the fence.
I leaned over to pick it up, and fell right over the edge.
I was hanging on a piece of sidewalk,
over a hole in the ground,
then I dropped my coffee cup,
now I'm clinging over the edge.
Over the edge again,
over the edge.
Something will happen and tip me off.
Then I'm on, over the edge.

But wait, there's more,
there's much, much more.
Did you know I'm gone?
I have fallen over the edge today,
just look at this song!
There's three choruses,
not just one, and not a single verse.
I've gone over the edge, you know.
Just look at this song!