I thought I might grab me a hair A big old hair. A little hair. I thought I might grab me a hair and put it right on my forehead.
I thought that I might have a beer. A love ly beer. A little beer. Of course it would be a root beer, as I don't drink any hard stuff.
The elephant it grabs my hair. It pulls my hair. It tugs my hair. The elephant it grabs my hair and plays dress up in the morning.
And what pray tell did I see here? My eyes see here? My eyes see here? And what pray tell did my eyes see there at three o'clock in the morning?
My phone woke me at three o'clock. At three o'clock. At three o'clock. My phone woke me at three o'clock when modest people are sleeping.
And what pray tell did I read there? Did I read there? Did I read there? And what pray tell did I read there? At three o'clock in the morning?
My Facebook, it had gone offline. Had gone offline. Had gone offline. My Facebook it had gone offline at three o'clock in the morning.
And why did my account go offline? Account go offline? Account go offline? Why did my page go offline at three o'clock in the morning.
It turned out some one had scammed my account. Grabbed my account. Stole my account. It turned out some one had stole my account at three o'clock in the morning.
But what did I decide to do? Decide to do? Decide to do? But what did I decide to do at three o'clock in the morning.
I got in to a Twitter war. A Twitter war. A Twitter war. I got in to a Twitter war at three o'clock in the morning.
Who did I get in war with then? In war with then? In war with then? Who did I get in war with then? at three o'clock in the morning.
It was little Donnie himself. He took the bait. He screamed and moaned. It was sure to make the papers, and it started in the morning.